Okay, we are all grown here and we know that you cannot buy love, attention or affection. But let’s be honest, we all do things to purposely get the attention of someone. Well after doing some stupid stuff recently, I have decided to share a comprehensive list of my foolish.
1. put it on him **insert two snaps** (I will not explain, don’t ask) – is particularly bad to do because it will go great then his butt will be knocked out, meaning no cuddle time ![]()
2. buy him stuff when I travel to show I was thinking of him although I have never received even a rock from his trips
3. study because I was trying to impress him
4. skipping studying, waiting for him to call
5. stay up all night talking to him so he could fall asleep on me and I would be worthless for me exam the next morning
6. pretend to be needy
7. pretend to be independent
8. attempt to be domestic
9. become overly involved in his life
10. act like I care that he talks to other girls because technically we are not official
11. foot the bill
12. smile until my face hurts
13. wear cute, uncomfortable underwear
14. wear cute, uncomfortable shoes
15. laugh at stuff that doesn’t even make since
16. pretend to care about whatever they are talking about
17. decode slang
18. decode seriously abbreviated text messages
19. continue to silently be the other woman in front of the main girl
20. hold my tongue and not give him a piece of my mind
21. pretending to be okay with his ridiculous personality
22. sit in a room with a bunch of smoking pot heads
23. literally sleep in the bed with a before mentioned pothead due to lack of other choices
24. put on makeup
25. take an extra shower
26. learn about pop culture
27. wear perfume
28. buy new clothes
29. get my hair done in a salon
30. make funny noises when he puts it on me LOL
31. sit through a dreadfully boring movie
32. hold hands although one of us has a serious case of sweaty palms
33. cleared my schedule
34. forgiven some terrible ish
35. went shopping for his “friends” at Victoria’s Secret
36. Lost my mind in public and straight snapped
37. polished my nails